thanks for the invite

C: “you never called me last night :(! let’s hang out tonight?”

A: “i’m sorry! i’m actually going to the city tonight.”

[P] picks up [C]’s phone

“oh, we’re at Target…shopping with international students”

“THANKS4THEINVITE!”

“oh, sorry….”

Me: I’m coming over soon!

You: I’m not at my house! I’m swimming.

You: (Blank) is at my house. Sypa awkward!

Me: Omg pls come pick me up

You: I’ve been drinkinggggg >_>

Later

Me: Are there a lot of people there?

You: No, everyone is gone now.

but next time, try not to act SO cool in ignoring us that you almost run into someone else and obviously get really embarrassed. 

You rode your bike straight past us and didn’t even look at us/say hi to us. We know you saw us!

“I missed EVERY BOY in this country…Well, the attractive ones at least. And just looking at them.”